Poppins on the move!!

Well I know you've all been dying to hear of how Patsy Poppins, office tart is getting on... She has traveled a long way since her visit to Vancouver and is currently residing in sunny Australia!! In fact, she was last seen worshiping at Hillsong and fraternising with pastors Brian and Bobby Houston!! Her profile is being raised... Note her classic 'Praise the Lord' stance as she stands in front of the church. This is the message from melody, her current keeper:

"here are the latest escapades of Patsy - unfortunately i have had to draw a modesty top on her in one picture in front of the church because when i got home i realised that something on her top half was showing-oops!! anyway greetings from sunny australia:)

hey i know it sounds weird but would you be able to change her title from tart to something else, i just feel a tad embarrassed with people not getting the joke and taking it lightheartedly? anyway here are the pics i hope you like them
love mel xx

So... Any ideas for Patsy's new name? Since her visit to various churches around the world, she has cleaned up her act and is no longer a tart! I notice she has not managed to wash her face clean of the photocopier toner ink, but we might buy her some more suitable clothes soon...

Poppins in Vancouver!!

Well it has been a while since we have heard news of Patsy's travels, but this is because she has made the whopping great transition from Barcelona to Canada!! Go doll! Here Patsy can be seen residing in a restaurant plunge pool, at the table with a certain Naomi Lippett and Laura Oxley and also having some fun in the snow! Hopefully it might wash off some of the photocopy toner stains from the original office antics from her days as 'office tart'. We hope that she will return in time to jet off to the Alps for new year.

News from Patsy...

We have finally heard from the elusive Patsy Poppins!! She is in Canada!! I quote from Laura Oxley...

Patsy is jet lagged but should be awake soon with stories to tell and pictures of her adventures to share.......while in canada, she is enjoying singing along to her favourite Celine Dion songs and hanging out at Nae's second home- starbucks! Watch this space!!!

We certainly will...

Patsy in Barcelona!

Well, it is official! Poppins has been on her first trip abroad! I quote from her current keeper:

"Still, here's Patsy Poppins in front of the Sagrada Familia in Barcelona.
There is also a shot of her reclining in the Cloisters at Barcelona
Cathedral!

Cheers

Owen Clay"

I wonder where she might end up next?.....

Farewell Poppins!

It's official... In a few days Patsy is off to Barcelona for a long weekend! And after that? Who knows! Delivering Patsy to her first victim was eventful. We arrived late at night and couldn't remember which house number to post her through. We finally shoved the note through one and tried to follow with Patsy, only her plastic assets are so large that she didn't fit!! This is one more reason why Patsy Poppins is a tart.

As we drove home in the escape vehicle, paranoia set in.... Surely our friends didn't have something fluffy in their upstairs window? But they do have a cream carpet in the hall... I got home determined that I had got the wrong house, but it turned out that it was right. So Patsy's first stop is Owen Clay Designs, then she is off to Barcelona... Watch this space!!

Patsy Poppins, the office tart...

Introducing Patsy... The cause of much hysteria in the offices of Trinity Church in Cheltenham. The original war started between Nai Turner and Melody Ball, one fine afternoon when Patsy turned up in Mel's filing cabinet sporting the word "Boo!" From then on, Patsy turned up in the strangest of places, as a screensaver, in the kitchen cupboard, in a toilet cubicle, in the photocopier brandishing a knife, etc. In a final act of rebellion, Melody has posted Patsy to me, the day after I left work for uni!! Here starts the blog... We are going to see how far Patsy can get round the world, terrorising offices far and wide. Whoever finds her must plant her in an office or place of work, photograph her and email a description and photo to me. Patsy begins...